Saturday, July 14, 2012

Britney Haynes - BB12 - GIFS

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Yes, I'm obsessed. Keeping this for when I need it.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Pretty Little Liars - Chapter One, Scenes 1-6

Never trust pretty girls with ugly secrets.
 
   Brianne, Brianne. What happened to you? Such a nice girl, not a clue. Became a demon, must be dreamin', because you're DEAD.

-- (First Scene)

   "MORGAN MCDEVITT! GET OUT OF BED! Time for your first day of your sophomore life!"

   "Coming, Bridgette.."

   "YOUNG LADY! You have to learn to call me mother. I know it's hard, but get used to it. Maybe if you show some damn respect we can find your birth mother one day. Now get down stairs and eat your oatmeal!"

   "Kay," says Morgan. She walks downstairs.

   "Hi little Kelly! Here's a kissy-kissy for you my little doggy princess," says Morgan smiling. She finishes up her oatmeal at the speed of lightning and rushes to the bus. She sits with her best friend, Nick.

   "Did you finish your chemistry project? It's due today," asks Nick.

   "OH...damn it!" screams Morgan. The busdriver pulls the rusty bus out to the side of the road, and gives Morgan a very well prepared speech. Once they get to school, Morgan gets her detention slip.

-- (Next Scene)

   Nick continues laughing, as they're locker pals. Morgan slaps Nick to the ground with her glittery purse.

   "Look, Nick. I don't know what your problem is, but until you get your homosexual asshole away from me, we aren't going to be speaking." Then the bell rings and Morgan heads to chemistry.

   "Welcome to chemistry, students! I am Ms. Parker, your teacher for the year! Let's start by passing around a ball. When you catch it, you say your name and your favorite hobby! Ready? Let's go!"

   The ball gets passed around 17 times, then finally comes back to Morgan. She misses.

   "Sorry! Um.. my name is...Morgan..and my hobby is talking to my dog!"

   The class dies of laughter. Morgan digs her face into her binder and silently cries. More balls get passed and she bolts out of the room when the bell rings.

--

   "OH. EM. GEEE!" screams Danni. "Come over here girl!"

   "Hey Danni!!!" They blow kisses.

   "Ashley, I just got a text from Mike! He says I look hot in my beige Aero jeans!"

   They both squeal and hug each other.

   "Hey, beautiful," says Mike right behind Danni.

   "Mike! Thank you for your text. I'm not the only hot one here today!" Danni says.

   "Don't even say it, Danni! I'm the other hot one, right? Eeeee!" squeals Ashley.

   "Sorry Ash, gotta run to algebra. I'll see you at lunch! Hug kiss!" Danni walks to algebra with Mike.

   "I feel like Danni is replacing me. She always has been growing slowly more distant..." Ashley says quietly to herself.

   "I AGREE!" someone shouts as Ashley gets scared and screams.

   "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? Stop getting into my business."

   "I'm Thomas. The new kid! I love love LOVE algebra!"

   "Did I ask for your NAME? Sorry, I have to get to class. See you in never land, LOSER!" Ashley laughs and puts up her signature loser hand sign to him.

--

   The bell rings, and Ashley is late.

   "Young lady, you're late. What's your name?"

   "Uhm..uhh...Ashley. Ashley Koether. Nice to meet you Mr. erg... Banana?" Everyone laughs.

   "No. Mr. Flanan to you, Miss Koether. Also to you, your first detention slip for being late to class!" he yells.

   Ashley takes the only non-taken spot, next to the popular girls Brianne & Rachel. They giggle, saying things like "LOOK AT THAT GIRLS HAIR STYLE! LOSERRRR!" Rachel always lays back and lets her boyfriend George give her a kiss from the seat behind. Ever since 7th grade when they started dating. Never once did they get caught, until now. Before George went in for the kiss, Mr. Flanan caught up to it fast.

   "Excuse me? No romance in my classroom, Miss Rachel Parker. Detention for you!" Of course her best friend Brianne sticks up for her.

   "Mr. Flanan, nobody talks to my girl like that. How about I give YOU a detention slip in your tiny little asshole."

   "Miss Brianne Vangs, that's three detentions and a call to your guardian! Very sour attitude and word choice, young lady! Improve on that so you won't work at Cheesy Mac Land when you're an adult! I'd send you straight to the office, but it's the first day," yells Mr. Flanan.

   "Now back to the good stuff! HISTORY! Open your book to page 16, and read pages-"

   RING RING RING!

   They all scurry out of the classroom.

--

   The classes all hurry up quicker, until 8th period. Physical Education.

   "I WANT SIX LAPS AROUND THE FIELD, OR IT'S A DETENTION FOR YOU! IF I SPY YOU WALKING, YOU ARE D-O-N-E. GO!"

   Danni starts getting sweaty and embarrassed, so she talks to Mike, running with her.

   "Did he not even tell us his name? He just made us start running," frowns Danni.

   "Very true. Want me to help you by holding your hand a bit? You seem unsteady."

   "Sure!" Danni giggles and blushes. The teacher was running in the opposite direction, and his stomach bashed into Danni and Mike, causing them all to crash. The teacher was about to apologize because he didn't realize they were holding hands, but Danni had to scream.

   "YOU RUINED OUR RUNNING DATE YOU FATASS!" To detention she went. They went inside from the field, and the final bell rung. Everyone escaped their first day, except for five young ladies. Morgan, Ashley, Rachel, Brianne, and Danni.

--

   "Hello, detentioneers!" shouted Miss Gretchen.

   "Is that even a word. Just get out of here before I rip your asshole apart, you got it?" Miss Gretchen stormed out of the room, to the teacher's lounge.

   "So, ladies, WHAT'S UP? Let's get a party in here!" screams Brianne.

   "No thanks?" said Morgan. "I just wanna get home to see my puppy princess, Kelly."

   "What a loser. What are you in detention for anyway? Finding porn for your gay friend?"

   "Shut up. We aren't even friends anymore. Do you actually think you're cool?"

   Rachel interrupted. "Don't talk to her like that you speck of dust!"

   Morgan went silent, fiddling with her bracelet.

   The other four discussed how they got into detention. They laughed, and all had a good time except little Morgan McDevitt.

   Four o'clock came, and they rushed out of the room to make plans. Then Morgan had a scary thought.

   "Oh my god, Brianne lives across the street from me!" Miss Gretchen came in and asked Morgan if she needed therapy, and she rushed down home.